and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.
Walt and Lillian Disney
THIS IS TOO CUTE
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar